Dear E. Jean: I am 30. At 13, I fell in love from afar with an extremely handsome man. He is successful, good-natured, funny, rich, kind, and so successful he is practically a celebrity. I have never met him, but trust me: I love him.—How Do I Meet Mr. Perfect?
Conquer, My Kumquat: My inbox is filled with long letters from women who live with guys who are perfect, and 99.9 percent of my correspondents are sick of them! Get a real chap with some flaws. They are less dipshitty.
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